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11:44 a.m. - 2003-04-12 Right! 28 years of age! Guess what happened to me last night for the first time in my life! Right! I threw up from drinking alcy-hol! See, it all started when the bartender at the club where I occasionally work was talking about how they needed a shot. I asked for one too. Then they decided to teach me to ask for a shot and would pour me one every time a group of people who came to the bar took one together. It seemed okay. Getting paid to get drunk is kind of a keen situation to be in. I lost count at eleven. I called my roommate A-dog up to retrieve me after work, so I didn�t feel the need to count. IRregardless to the fact, I am also a lightweight. Actually, I guess that is in fact in regards to the story. I seldom drink, and never have been �drunk off my ass� before. I got drunk off my ass. Then I finished working. Then A-dog came to pick me up just in time to see me barf! The best part is, as a usually sober observer of my idiot friends and their drunkenness, I was finally able to turn the tables on them and wake them all up with blathering and shit talking and all sorts of annoying to sober folks behavior. Miguel didn�t like it. Curty didn�t like it. But I sure did! Mark it down on your calendar folks. Eli barfed!
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