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10:56 p.m. - 2003-09-04 Why!?!? He thought to himself. Yes, friends, my roommate ran out of toilet paper in his bathroom and looted my own dispenser leaving a glaring, barren, spring-loaded bar in its place. Of course this was discovered after the bulk of my binness had been accomplished leaving me with a bad case of the poo-butt thus forcing me to walk around as if I was imitating a tyrannosaurus in search of replacment. Motherfucker. The good news is, bottom-wiping difficulties are about the only type I have been having during my little diary hiatus. Job is fantastic, Bean is terrific, had a wee vacation to visit my dear ol� mom in Canada, my friends are golden, and I had Italian food for dinner. T�was my birfday round bout a month ago ushering in my last year in the twenties. Good fucking riddance, as far as I�m concerned. What a shitty little decade that was, although it is finishing up quite nicely. Christ, I�m so fucking boring now a days.
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