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4:28 p.m. - 2006-01-18 Now? I think those little suckers are cute as hell with their head all cocked side-ways and their mini bow flying so fast the resin is hitting the front row of the audience. �Good for them!� I think, �that�s just about the most darling thing I�ve ever seen in my whole god damned life.� The use of the word �darling� is an exaggeration, but I�m still old. But back to my original point, I wish I could compose me up some Mozart type ditties right inside my head sometimes. Like after I visited this site and need to blast out the song that is now looping in my head. Don�t get me wrong, I love the song, but I imagine my situation is similar to those women who have a rare disorder and are in a constant state of orgasm. Contrary to what we work our ass off to get a moment of an orgasm folks think, they claim they are miserable. I want this song to be the soundtrack to my day, but if it keeps up at this frequency I�m really worried about how it will affect my ability to reach the afore mentioned moment. It�s not no D�Angelo, although I guess the beat is hump alongable. Also, please, for the love of god will some woman give Bush a hummer in the oval office? It�s the only way we will be able to get rid of the fucker. I have to tell you, in all honesty, if I really could get him out of the Whitehouse by giving him a blowjob myself I might take the bullet for the good of the world. As long as he promised not to push my head down of course.
Also, as long as I�m being completely insensitive to serious subjects, can you imagine if Jesus really does return to earth how many groupies that guy will have?
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