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9:58 p.m. - 2002-04-05 Sorry to continue with all of the negativity, I�m sure the jokes will be flowing again at some point. You know, it really makes me kind of sad that the Pope is paying �special attention� to the standoff between the Palestinians and Israelis that is occurring at the birthplace of Jesus. For everyone who believes that it is sacred ground and that what is happening there is a horrible desecration let me ask you, do you think Christ would be more upset that a temple built where he was born had it�s door kicked in, or that people are about to fucking kill each other? Do you think ol� God in heaven would be less upset if those damned sacrilegious middle easterners would just take themselves a good mile, mile and a half away before they used their powder actuated projectile devices to blow each other�s skulls to bits? Hey Pope, good work. Speaking of desecrate, I read a great quote in the Chronicle that I can�t remember enough to write correctly, or remember the name to give credit correctly. Just be happy that I�m not completely stealing it. Ahem, �We have heard tell that a million monkeys banging away on a million typewriters would eventually recreate the entire works of Shakespeare, now, thanks to the internet, we know that not to be the case.� I�m going to see a therapist tomorrow. The same one I used to see when I was 16. I hope he knows what he�s fucking in for.
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