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8:40 p.m. - 2002-09-10 See, the thing of it is, that guy makes mad loot by tricking people into sending him money. When I saw it, I thought �Haha! He can�t heal people by invoking Christ and what not!� But, judging by the crowd he had watching and a prayin� many, many folks think that he can. My teacher in fourth grade told me that back in the olden days there was a diet pill scam that entailed selling small sections of a tapeworm encased in a gel cap. The purchaser would swallow the cap and become a tapeworm host and thus lose pound after pound of unwanted weight. I can�t decide if I want to give people parasites or trick them into sending me money by having my friends fall down and then get up and dance for joy. One thing I do know, I am sick of not taking advantage of peoples stupidity for my own monetary gain. Before you start your finger wagging and tsk-tsking, just remember this rationalization, I�ll be giving back to the community with tons of tapeworm encapsulation or crutch tossing jobs. I�ll be helping the economy, something that your moralizing does nothing to fix. Now who�s the evil one?
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