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2:46 p.m. - 2003-03-30
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I picked up ol’ Bean from the airport yesterday and retrieved her to the city. On our way home we stopped at our favorite fast food eatery, Popeye’s Chicken and Biscuits where we partook of their namesake.

Delicious.

I was sitting in a booth by the window facing the street flipping through a weekly news rag when I came upon a full page add for penis pills. “Don’t order your penis pills without reading our full color report!” screamed the add. The full color report pictured had a woman in a bikini spread across the cover. I started laughing my ass off, and turned it around to show Bean when a gray bearded homeless guy knocked on the window and gave me the thumbs up in appreciation. I love this city sometimes.

Did you hear about my new dishwasher? Well, I gots me one. It is one of those non-built in jobbies that you hook up to your sink and roll over next to your fridge when not in use. A job I was on a few weeks ago provided me the opportunity to acquire it when the neighbor of our client rolled in out in their drive-way with a label boasting “FREE—IS WORKING”

I took it home and heaved it up my stairs to find with a few minor repairs (wire wiggling and such) the words were true! Now I have a dishwasher.

The end.

 

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