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2:46 p.m. - 2003-03-30 Delicious. I was sitting in a booth by the window facing the street flipping through a weekly news rag when I came upon a full page add for penis pills. �Don�t order your penis pills without reading our full color report!� screamed the add. The full color report pictured had a woman in a bikini spread across the cover. I started laughing my ass off, and turned it around to show Bean when a gray bearded homeless guy knocked on the window and gave me the thumbs up in appreciation. I love this city sometimes. Did you hear about my new dishwasher? Well, I gots me one. It is one of those non-built in jobbies that you hook up to your sink and roll over next to your fridge when not in use. A job I was on a few weeks ago provided me the opportunity to acquire it when the neighbor of our client rolled in out in their drive-way with a label boasting �FREE�IS WORKING� I took it home and heaved it up my stairs to find with a few minor repairs (wire wiggling and such) the words were true! Now I have a dishwasher. The end.
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