4:10 a.m. - 2002-08-18
A review was not necessary, but I'm too tired to write any more.
Word of advice to girls who want to get free drinks by pretending that it is your birthday: Know if your real zodiac sign is not the one that corresponds with today’s date. There are only twelve of them, it isn’t that hard. Know that just because you call the bartender “baby” a lot, it doesn’t make your story any more believable because birthday girls don’t say “baby” more or less than anyone else. Know what today’s date is, since it is supposed to be your birthday, stupid.

I’m tired. I had fun tonight, but fuck, I’m tired. I like working on hip-hop night, but…

Drunk people are stupid. Hip-hop fans don’t tip very well. Walking with a tub of ice through a crowded dance floor is harder even than walking through a dance floor when you are not carrying a tub of ice.

Someone barfed near my bar. I don’t have to clean it up, I’m glad to note, when that happens.

I’m really glad for this. Barf smells bad. And honestly, the less I have to do with it the better I feel about it.

To review, drunk people are stupid, you are not a Pisces if today is your birthday, carrying large objects makes negotiating your way through a crowd more difficult,I don’t have to clean up barf when it happens which is good because I don’t care for the smell of it.

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