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10:54 a.m. - 2001-09-25
Terrorism or haterism?
So what's worse, looking at the list of other diaries that are linked to one of your favorite bands and discovering that that there are only four, and that they all seem to be freshmen in highschool, or, realizing that over 180 people share your same taste but unlike you and the four freshmen, they all know how to spell the name of their favorite bands?

So I'm a maroon, so what?!

Anyway I hate to return to the subject of the terrorists, but I noticed something lacking in the news coverage offered by the major networks.

All you have to do is listen to your local pop/hip-hop radio station and pay attention. I don't know when the president is going to address this issue directly, but it seems, that the people of the bay area at least, have a theory about the motivation of the Taliban that warrants some scrutiny. I've heard both D.J. and caller claim that the main reason the terrorist planned and perpetrated these horrible atttacks, is that the Taliban are playa haters pure and simple.

For those of you who don't know, a playa hater, also known as a baller blocker or just a hater for short, is any person who, out of pure jealousy and lack of own personal talent, tries to interfere with someone elses success in any endevor, from gaining copious amounts of diamond studded jewelery to having sexual relations with the object of said hater's affection.

To learn more about the growing epidemic of haterism in this country, all one must do is listen to the powerful lyrics of any one of a coalition of popular rappers who face this problem daily.

Some of the most outspoken artist include Puff Daddy, P-diddy, and Sean "Puffy" Combs as well as members of the Cash Money Click who, almost as if forseeing recent events, released a movie last year titled "Baller Blockin'" that tackled this issue head on. I suggest every freedom loving American rush out and rent this informative film immediatly.

While it is much too complicated an issue to sort out here, bin Laden could be hatin' on anything from the twenty inch crome rims on our cadilac trucks to our big booty bitches, I think we would be remiss to not heed the advice of rappers Nelly and of course Puffy, who profess that we can't stop won't stop don't stop in the face of haterism.

Has the president rushed to judgment in declaring a war on terrorism above haterism? Time will tell. But in the mean time, let's all pull together as a nation, and keep poppin' our Crystal, coppin' our ice and indeed, ballin' out of control.

And to the Taliban, I suggest you stop drinking that haterade, and go cop your own ice.


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